This was an exciting day! After almost two weeks of driving and several weeks of prepration we were actually going to go to Mexico. Neither Cameron or I had ever traveled there, though I felt as if I had a good understanding of the country from repeated viewing of "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly," "No Country for Old Men," and hearing alot things about "Apocolypto." I had also taken three years of high school Spanish over 15 years ago (and in previous travels to foreign countries I can safely say that I have a terrible ear for language and little facility for remembering words) and practiced Spanish for 3.5 hours New Years Eve before attending several parties. Cameron had similar language preparation to me. And now we would be put to the test!
We enjoyed a breakfast at McDonalds (for some reason when I´m international trips I really cant get enough of the Big Mac Value meals, with a side order of apple pie and large coffee to go with the Coke. They are delicouse! And this burger eating policy takes effect as soon as I leave the Seattle City limits). Cameron and I also strategized about what we would do once we got to the border. First we would get the bikes registered, get our visas then quickly visit a cash machine and drive south. As they say in these parts: ¡No Problemo!
Well, things did not go according to plan. We encountered our first problemo at the border itself. We drove to the boarder in moderately light traffic towards a toll both looking thing with traffic moving at about 20 mph. At the toll both area there were green lights and one guy sitting on a stool in the midst of this six lane booth area. The light was an unwavering green. No cars stopped or slowed down. The guy on the stool did nothing. Welcome to Mexico! 100 yards past this booth thingy the road we were on turned into a highway driving East along the boarder. Cameron and I pull over exclaiming, "Shit, how could they just let us into the country like that!" "Why didnt they stop us at the border!" and "How are we ever going to get back to the border to get all our paper work figured out?" After pulling the bikes off the freeway and parking, we looked around and saw that things were alot hotter here, and very dusty. The cars that everyone was driving looked old and beat up, sort of like my Ford Escort back in Seattle. There were alot of people just sort of hanging out doing nothing in the shade. A police officer had pulled over a Mexican car next to us and seemed to really be closely going through the paperwork of the two guys in the car. We quickly decided to NOT talk to the policeman and to try and drive back to the Mexican side of the boarder crossing.
This seemed like it should be pretty easy, as were less than 400 yards from the border crossing and had a GPS map of the area that showed the exact streets on which we were driving, but driving back to where we crossed proved to be difficult. We went around a vast traffic circle with something like dozen cops sitting in the middle of the circle and not a single car following any sort of rules of driving (our strategy, turn on high beams and make noise by reving the engine high). We crossed the freeway we used to enter TJ and ended up in a neighborhood of colorful shanties. The roads we drove on changed from smoth pavement, to rough pavement, to gravel, and finally dusty dirt. Looking down an empty block of dirt road and shanties, Cameron and I decided that we would rather u-turn the bike (usually something that we would frown upon in the US for safety reasons) than drive around the block. It seemed we couldn´t get back to the border on our own, so it was time to start asking for directions. I selected a police woman standing on the street next to some traffic cones and pulled the bike up to her and asked her where the border and the banjercitos (sort of a wierd mexican army band that takes care of vehicle permits) were located. Amazingly I though I understood her directions. We drove off only to find roads and traffic leading back to the US side of the boarder. We didn´t want to go back to the US, so we turned off the road and returned to the colorful shanty town. Emerging from the shanty town, and now maybe 150 yards from the Mexican border station but on the wrong side of a 8 lane freeway, I asked a parking attendent how to get to the Mexican border. He couldn´t understand a single thing I said and I couldn´t understand him. He whistled for a friend that could speak english and a young man ambled out of the shade of the border fence (he was literaly sitting in the shade under it) towards me. He said he would walk me to the border. I asked him how far of a walk it was. He didn´t give me a good answer, so I said "no gracies, no neccisito." I started putting my helmet and gloves back on, while shooting Cameron a lets-fucking-GO-NOW look. The young man asked for something for his trouble. I said "no tengo dinero," which was true actually since neither of us had gone to a cash maching yet. We hopped on the bikes and drove back into shanty town.
This is sort of another interesting things about motorbikes. For better or worse, when we are wearing all our gear and sitting on the bike, we look like an imposing presence. The engine noise makes all conversation below shouting level impossible to make out cutting short awkward conversations, and bikes can squeeze through most any little crack in traffic, in the side walk, in a dirt path to escape a situation. After about two hours of driving around in circles in Tijuana we decided to go back to the US.
Going back to the US, we joined a long line of cars streaming to the border. 6 lanes wide in the blazing sun in stop and go traffic. Now this was what a border crossing looks like! Home sweet home! Happy to have made the decision to go back to the US Cameron and I sat in traffic sweating. Drivers in other cars would helpfully roll their windows down and suggest that we lane split to the front of the line. That sounded like a fine plan so we did it, though I imagine if we had tried such a thing at the Blaine border crossing, people would have had a fit. After we reached the border the guard asked us how long we had been in Mexico and we said two hours. We told him we would return to Mexico as soon as we could get on I5 south. He told us that we were lucky not to be stopped by the Tijuana police (he actually said something like "The TJ cops are all crooks" which I thought was a pretty strong statement considering that he was telling this in his official capacity as border gaurd). After warning us to be careful he let us back into the US and we were on our way back to Mexico.
This time when we entered Mexico we didn´t let the fast moving traffic, the green lights and the sleeping border gaurd confuse us! We drove straight to the vehicle inspection area and asked them where we could get our tourist information filled out. They motioned us towards a long line of windows besides the inspection area parking lot. Cameron and I started husteling back and forth between variouse banking, visa, and tourist offices getting visa stamps, maps, and paying various fees. As an American this feels like a terrible lot of beuricratic red tape, but having experienced this type of thing throughout Mexico I am fairly certain that it is an anticorruption measure. They seperate the guy that gives you the visa, from the guy that you pay for the visa, from the guy that stamps your visa to make it more difficult to work a scam to take your money. Another interesting thing is that often the guys that help us fill out the official paper work tell us things that we knew to be untrue about traveling in Mexico. The visa guy said that we didn´t need to import our vehicles into mainland Mexico (which we knew to be untrue). After stamping our visas he also asked for some money for a coke. We declined (¡No tengo dinero!) and after confirming with a second guy in a tourist information both that the banjecito that we needed to get to for importing the vehicle was in the neighborhood of the crazy roundabouts and colorful shanties Cameron and I decided to drive South ASAP and worry about importing our bikes at a later time.
Relieved to be leaving town, Cameron and I drove south in the afternoon sun down Mex 1 towards Ensenada. After TJ, this felt easy. Traffic was light and the road was good. The sun shone over a beautiful blue ocean and desert landscape. After leaving TJ houses began to look alot less shanty like. The only thing that was funny about the drive was that Cameron and I had decided to not attempt to locate a ATM in TJ, and after spending about $30 cash each for visas (they do not takes cheques or credit cards at the border) we were running short of money. Mex 1 out of TJ is a toll road and we would be stopped periodically and pay tolls of about $2 per bike. After about the third toll both we had run out of money and had to ask the toll both operator to take mercy on us and let us continue driving. I´m sure that the toll both operator had a good laugh with his friends about the indigent americas that somehow snuck into the county later that night.
Ensenada was a dirtly wonderful little place. We had a great room, and I was relieved to be safe in Mexico after the days adventures.